Someone Hold the Wheel While I Smoke a Bowl (ca. 1991)

Driving down Peoria with Bryn and Todd and Mel
With a bag of something special we bought from Chris and L
I turned to Todd
And with I nod I said: "I think I'm on a roll
"Someone hold the wheel while I smoke a bowl."

We pulled into a QuikTrip for Cheez Whiz and Saltines
And Mountain Dew and Skor bars
And a tank of gasoline
We pulled away and I tried to say with all my heart and soul:
"Someone hold the wheel while I smoke a bowl."

When you're feeling sad and you're feeling blue let the THC monster take hold of you
Forget about your sorrows and get stoned
Because when your woman leaves you nobody believes you when you try to tell them you're alone
You lost your wife and you home and your dog
Because you dress like a bum and you smell like a hog
Get baked in the driver's seat and lose control
You might feel better if you lay down and die
But it don't light a match to getting high
So pass the bong
Let me smoke a bowl

We ended up in Bixby
We never could get home
We just drove around all night getting really really stoned
With bloodshot eyes from getting fried
Eyes as black as coal
Someone hold the wheel while I smoke a bowl
Someone hold the wheel while I smoke a bowl